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I can’t believe it. I’m loathe to believe it. I don’t want to believe it. But I have to believe it. Come Friday, it’s time to pack my bags and journey back east to finish my formal schooling. Yes, that’s right. I’ve only got 9 more months to finish my degree and to find myself a suitable husband.
Just kidding!!!
After gathering answers for countless Adventurer Profiles this summer, Cori and Aviva insisted I write my own. I’ve been thinking about my answers real hard too. Because I take these things very, very seriously.
What skill do you want to learn?
How to read the constellations.
Food and drink you donʼt want to live without?
Ice cream of any kind and Prosecco. Without these two things, the world would be so sad.
What’s the scariest thing you can think of?
Leading an unfulfilled life.
What is your favourite party supply?
Costumes, costumes, costumes!
Your favorite book of the moment?
The House of Spirits by Isabel Allende. The woman can WRITE!
Describe your dream party place.
A secret space behind some kind of unassuming facade like a defaced, windowless warehouse, perhaps with broken, sealed-off windows and up a flight of dingy, disgusting stairs. Once around a corner, you’d come upon a garden/living space that could only be described as breathtaking because it’s so unexpected. Candles everywhere, vast amounts of natural light, high ceilings, and self-washing dinnerware.
What is the evil version of you like?
A self-absorbed, compassionless mega-bitch who’s glued to a Blackberry and wears very thin stilettoes. I also never eat carbs.
What gives you confidence?
The song “Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen! Seriously. Whenever I listen to that I feel like Obama’s campaign slogan has shrunk down just for me: “Yes, I CAN!”
Name four essential elements of a good party.
Really good ambient lighting, a playlist that extols you to dance, a critical mass of people ready and willing to generate a serious amounts of good energy, and something completely unexpected…like people in robot costumes.
What do you appreciate most about a party host?
Someone with a sense of humor who also knows what it takes to throw a good party.
Favorite adventure supply?
A tub of Wet’n'Wild mega sparkles.
Describe the best party you ever attended.
Of late? Hands down Bastille Day at the Corson Building.
Hotel room or campsite?
After living dirty collegeland, a hotel room. A NICE one.
Do you have a style icon?
Can Can dancer from The Moulin Rouge meets California flower child.
Where is your next adventure destination?
PVD, yo! Rhode Island, represent! Because college is ALWAYS an adventure.
If you could teach a class about anything in the world ever, what would you teach?
How to make lederhosen out of old curtains. Like Maria Von Trapp!
Your motto?
Explore incessantly.
What is your spirit animal?
I’ve been thinking really, really hard about this one all summer. My spirit animal is the Scat. That’s a squirrel-cat. Crafty, capricious, and somewhat frenetic. But in a fun way.
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