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Adventurer Profile: Chris Jones Adventurer Profile, Chris Jones, Like a Rock Star

Wanna party like a rock star? You should dress like one too. Don’t know where to start? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

Meet Chris Jones, the man behind the men’s clothing line Like a Rock Star. Chris creates couture guaranteed to make you feel like the hottest rock star ever to grace the earth with his irresistible sex appeal and his enormous…

stage presence.

Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Jones!

What skill do you want to learn?
Teleporting, cooking and fencing.

Food and drink you donʼt want to live without?
Frozen yogurt and Champagne.

What’s the scariest thing you can think of?
Not having fun

What is your favourite party supply?
Silly string laced with cocaine.

Your favorite book of the moment?
The Ginger Man, Dante’s Inferno, Bright Lights, Big City

Describe your dream party place.
The fortress of solitude

What is the evil version of you like?
Evil Chris Jones ruins exuberance, hates jokes and laughter, is boring and sober, wears polo’s and khakis and lacks passion. Evil Chris Jones also is organized and tidy.

What gives you confidence?
Knowing thy self

Name four essential elements of a good party.
Centaurs, fuzzy memories, gin in teacups, keg stands.

What do you appreciate most about a party host?
Generosity

Favorite adventure supply?
Jumpsuit

Describe the best party you ever attended.
My fashion show at McLeod. Just the right mix of down and dirty decadence and top bourgeois.

Hotel room or campsite?
Hotel room. What would I wear camping?

Do you have a style icon?
Brian Jones and Keith Richards

Where is your next adventure destination?
Las Vegas, NV

If you could teach a class about anything in the world ever, what would you teach?
Passion. Or The Philosophies of Keith Richards and how they relate and intertwine with Ayn Rand.

Your motto?
“Be compelled to astonish.”

What is your spirit animal?
A peacock wearing a polka dotted ascot

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