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Special New Year’s Eve Edition Adventurer Profile: Stella Rose

Cori — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:54:52 +0000

We’ve tapped the infamous Stella Rose to perform as a puppet go-go dancer. We are in for a super mysterious puppet-y treat at the Labyrinth New Year’s Eve Masquerade Ball and Lifelong AIDS Alliance Fundraiser. You may have seen this elegant lady in the streets, at Hard Times at Ye Olde War Room, Columbia City Cabaret, Seattle International Cabaret Festival. Get to know the fabulous Stella Rose here on the adventure blog:

What skill do you want to learn?

Deep sea dry humping

Food and drink you don’t want to live without?

Veggie Mini Chicken Ham and Saint Germain.

The scariest thing you can think of?

Running out of makeup.

Your favorite party supply?

Novelty plastic boobs that double as party poppers.

Your favorite book of the moment?

I don’t read. I like pictures.

Describe your dream party place.

An over-sized hollowed out cake.

What is the evil version of you like?

She wears boot-cut jeans and eats a lot of McFishwiches.

What gives you confidence?

Lipstick and heels.

Name four essential elements of a good party.

Booze, food, sparkles, and assholes.

Favorite adventure supply?

A parade float that shoots frosting and sprinkles.

Describe the best party you ever attended.

It was either that gay Barbie party or that gay nazi party. Both involved people falling through windows.

Hotel room or campsite?

Hotel room. A lady does not sleep in a tent.

Do you have a style icon?

A dumpster filled with my size Barbies, kittens, dirty diapers, and a really soggy pizza. The dumpster is wearing a large brassiere. It is on fire.

What is your spirit animal?

Phoebe Fondue

Special New Year’s Eve Edition Adventurer Profile: Matt Browning of TARL

Cori — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:20:42 +0000

One amazing young artist who is a mastermind of the new project in town, TARL, is sculptor Matt Browning. A young man whose body of work is self-identified as an examination of both lunacy and beauty (and drinking games!) will make a lovely addition to your New Year’s Eve end of the Aughts Freakout Party Session! Join us and him ring in what promises to be a glorious year. In 2010, get to know: Matt Browning.

What skill do you want to learn?

I want to be able to jump and have the jump rope go under me twice and then land and be able to keep
jumping rope.

Food and drink you don’t want to live without?

Pilot bread and Gatorade.

The scariest thing you can think of?

It has nothing to do with partying, that’s for sure.

Your favorite party supply?

Birdman.

Your favorite book of the moment?

Gmail.

Describe your dream party place.

Washington.

What is the evil version of you like?

Ashton Kutcher.

What gives you confidence?

Rebar and Jessica.

Name four essential elements of a good party.

Plan. Prepare. Protect. Party.

What do you appreciate most about a party host?

That they are hosting a party.

Favorite adventure supply?

Nick Ziakin.

Describe the best party you ever attended.

A high school party in a llama field had a heart to heart corner set up for me.

Hotel room or campsite?

Campsite.

Do you have a style icon?

Yes.

Where is your next adventure destination?

The land of sleep.

If you could teach a class about anything in the world ever, what
would you teach?

Whittling.

Your motto?

We gon’ chase it till we can’t chase it no more, so you might as well eat this food.

What is your spirit animal? Internet quiz sez Wolverine.

Special New Year’s Eve Edition Adventurer Profile: Rebar Niemi of TARL

Cori — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 08:58:55 +0000

There is a new thing going on in town/the universe. You haven’t heard of TARL? Well, meet one of it’s members, a guy named Rebar. And be prepared to see what TARL can do to your brain on NYE 2010. What is the worst that could happen? You find enlightenment as you enter 2010 thanks to TARL? Will you be the one to teach Rebar Niemi to drive a car with a manual transmission? Stay tuned for more TARLites on the blog in the next few days and get ready to fall in love with them.

What skill do you want to learn?
How to drive a stick. I’ve lied about knowing for years.

Food and drink you don’t want to live without?
Respectively, fast and cheap. As in fast food – cheap drink.

The scariest thing you can think of?
A nightmare where I am unable to beat up a hipster who is talking shit
and yet I am forced to repeatedly confront him only to be whisked away
and be robbed of climactic showdown.

Your favorite party supply?
Beatz, Birs, Bros

Your favorite book of the moment?
The Great Satan ‘Eblis’ By Dr. Javad Nurbakhsh

Describe your dream party place.
A basement, an RV, a backyard, a tunnel. I’ve said too much.

What is the evil version of you like?
Psycho-Sociopath Kari Ann Penice

What gives you confidence?
Being born with swagger.

Name four essential elements of a good party.
Bad decisions, Hoofprint bruises, beerisky, none of the above

What do you appreciate most about a party host?
If they provide costume supplies, level of excess, discerning taste.

Favorite adventure supply?
Party time survival kit – (craft knife, lighter[s], layered clothing)

Describe the best party you ever attended.
I won 6 games in a row of beer pong, talked smack for hours, and
vomited on important signage.

Hotel room or campsite?
Synonyms.

Do you have a style icon?
Lee Marvin crossed with Cam’Ron

Where is your next adventure destination?
The Desert

If you could teach a class about anything in the world ever, what
would you teach?
Trolling.

What’s your motto?
If I draw, you’re cut.

What’s your spirit animal?
Hawk.

Special New Year’s Eve Edition Adventurer Profile: DJ Riff Raff

Cori — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:12:58 +0000

Party people, get ready to have your mind blown on New Year’s Eve. How? By who? Well, check back here everyday to meet a different player in 2009′s Labyrinth Masquerade Ball and Lifelong Aids Alliance Fundraiser. First artist in the house to help you say goodbye to the decade is everybody’s darling DJ Riff Raff.

What skill do you want to learn?

Music production.

Food and drink you don’t want to live without?

Sushi. Coke.

The scariest thing you can think of?

In jail, wrongfully accused of something. Ah!!!

Your favorite party supply?

Confetti.

Your favorite book of the moment?

The Kin of Ata by Dorothy Bryant.

Describe your dream party place.

On a muh fuckin’ boat!

What is the evil version of you like?

Mustachioed with eye patch, evil cat, and definitely teleporting skills.

What gives you confidence?

The perfect mix. Nothing feels as good as that.

Name four essential elements of a good party.

Ridiculously good music, dedicated promoters, outrageous party people, and a boat!

What do you appreciate most about a party host?

They’re dedication to a good time.

Favorite adventure supply?

Bubble Yum.

Describe the best party you ever attended.

Burning Man, ’nuff said.

Hotel room or campsite?

Campsite!

Do you have a style icon?

I don’t necessarily have a style icon, but I’m inspired by gay, urban life.

Where is your next adventure destination?

Vegas baby!

If you could teach a class about anything in

the world ever, what would you teach?

Relaxin’ 101.

Your motto?

Fresh to Death.

What is your spirit animal?

Otter.